Have you ever been cut off in the middle of an IM?
Has your phone ever given up on you?
I'm sure it has. It has everyone.
But if you're like me, and always wanting to be there for your loved ones
so that they won't be gone and lost forever,
use the CRANSPORT for all of your most urgent needs.
Replace glib, humorless emails ...
you can do better than fuzzy, jumping webcams...
the CRANSPORT will bring your loved ones to you in a way you've only seen in movies.
That's right, movies. Remember those?
The CRANSPORT is a hybrid camera and transporter that conveys the soul of each correspondent to the others' location.
It's perfect for long-distance relationships...
and communications where lying about where you are and what you're really doing will now be obsolete!
Instead you can actually be together for the duration of your conversation!
What's the catch you ask?
Well, for those of you silent types out there, get a thesaurus!
The only thing that the CRANSPORT responds to is vocal vibration!
Which means that if there's a lull in the conversation...for more than 22 seconds,
you're immediately transported to Delaware's Port Authority until you can think of something to say!
Temporary glitches can only be improved with testing...so get your CRANSPORT today for an affordable &249.99 and start bringing your loved ones back home for just long enough to say I LOVE YOU! It has everyone!
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