Just the other day I was paying my good friend CDuckC a visit. Now CDuckC has just come across a real daisy of a claim, getting the kind of pay-out we all dream about. But when I saw my friend, a cold chill ran down my feathers. CDuckC was looking awfully long in the bill so I asked him what the matter was. After all, pretty soon CDuckC is going to have more gold than you can shake your tail feathers at, what's he got to be sad about?
He tells me just this morning men had come to his claim and staked it as their own. Said they'd been on months before old CDuckC had come around. What made matters worse, several of these men were carrying hefty shovels and mighty intimidating pick-axes. My friend CDuckC is a reasonable fellow, he tried to make them see the error of their ways through civilized debate and discourse but to no avail.
I stopped him right there, I said CDuckC you don't need to worry anymore, I've got you covered. I said your days of fear and anxiety are over. I reached into my bag and produced a fine new Smith and Wesson shotgun, gave him quite a deal on it too!
Now if these men can't hear poor CDuckC, he's got something to speak up for him. Nothing says confidence like a Smith and Wesson.
Keep your claims safe.
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