From The Onion
Tuesday, March 17, 2009
The American Way
Lewis Black points out what's at the core of America's economy, as revealed by the recession: fast food, alcohol, and guns.
Friday, March 13, 2009
Friday, February 27, 2009
Alan Moore's "Sinister Ducks"
in light of The Watchmen opening next week, I present Alan Moore's second greatest work:
Wednesday, February 25, 2009
Writing Robot!
Writing Worries?
Paper not popping?
Book looking BORING?
How about this for a title? Clementine and the Cyber Ducks. A real kick in the pantaloons, eh? Well it's just one of the many gleaming gems generated by the hottest new computer program: Writing Robot.
A bounty of research has proven that people LOVE robots. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tq8Yw19bn7Q http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dneLQY6ZVk
An even bigger bundle of research has shown, hands down, that writing- well . . . writing is hard.
Think of all the high school students mashing their heads into keyboards in agony!
Think of the college students who just want to . . . play a little Buck Hunter!
Think of all those recluse writers staring at the wall and resorting to alcohol!
Writing Robot uses cutting edge technology to help struggling writers generate new ideas and tweak trite ones. Based on the work of nonsense artists like Dr. Seuss, Gertrude Stein, and Lewis Carroll, writing robot uses a variety of techniques to give your work new meaning, or propose an entirely new idea for your novel/paper/thesis.
Don't like Writing Robot's ideas? It has an INFINITE amount! That's the beauty of the English language meeting the best randomization technology out there today. But robot, you say, random isn't good enough. I need something that sounds ahead of the curve! Well, never fear little literary upstart! Writing robot is well aware of the plethora of poetic devices.
Alliteration! Assonance! Consonance! And everyone's favorite: Onomatopoeia!
Well, what are you waiting for? Order now!
Clementine and the Cyber Ducks isn't going to write itself!
Paper not popping?
Book looking BORING?
How about this for a title? Clementine and the Cyber Ducks. A real kick in the pantaloons, eh? Well it's just one of the many gleaming gems generated by the hottest new computer program: Writing Robot.
A bounty of research has proven that people LOVE robots. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tq8Yw19bn7Q http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dneLQY6ZVk
An even bigger bundle of research has shown, hands down, that writing- well . . . writing is hard.
Think of all the high school students mashing their heads into keyboards in agony!
Think of the college students who just want to . . . play a little Buck Hunter!
Think of all those recluse writers staring at the wall and resorting to alcohol!
Writing Robot uses cutting edge technology to help struggling writers generate new ideas and tweak trite ones. Based on the work of nonsense artists like Dr. Seuss, Gertrude Stein, and Lewis Carroll, writing robot uses a variety of techniques to give your work new meaning, or propose an entirely new idea for your novel/paper/thesis.
Don't like Writing Robot's ideas? It has an INFINITE amount! That's the beauty of the English language meeting the best randomization technology out there today. But robot, you say, random isn't good enough. I need something that sounds ahead of the curve! Well, never fear little literary upstart! Writing robot is well aware of the plethora of poetic devices.
Alliteration! Assonance! Consonance! And everyone's favorite: Onomatopoeia!
Well, what are you waiting for? Order now!
Clementine and the Cyber Ducks isn't going to write itself!
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